That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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