me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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