And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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