honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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