Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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