Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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