there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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