ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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