The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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