i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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