last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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