Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do vagina's smell?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!