Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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