so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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