She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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