her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You need a sexual gate keeper
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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