I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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