I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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