so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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