i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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