look no pants
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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