i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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