You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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