So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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