Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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