like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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