Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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