Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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