SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
