Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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