That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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