It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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