he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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