I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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