love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
