Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Randomize
