It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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