There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
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Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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