when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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