okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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