Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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