i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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