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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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