What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I stole a fireplace last night.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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