if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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