I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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