Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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