so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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