operation harelip BJ is a go
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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