it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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