super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest