I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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