Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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