What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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