I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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