im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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