let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
